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Jacob

He is a player, but when he falls in love, he is silly putty! He doesn’t like girls who try hard and he’s a heartbreaker. He goes well with girls named Madi.
Madi: hi Jacob!
Jacob: *im in love!* Hi Madi!
by VSCOGIRLSKSK February 6, 2020
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Jacob

a dumb bitch with blonde curky hair usually also a stoner
omg dont be a jacob
Jordan was acting like a jacob yesterday
by ponyboy11134 November 11, 2020
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Jacobic

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.
SHIT DUDE, look at Jacobic, he's fucking amazing man!
by Jaco722 August 27, 2013
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Jacob

A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.
Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.
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Jacob

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.
by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020
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Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time
Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease
by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
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jacob

jacob is a pussy
by anonymous January 17, 2022
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