Homie Chillin

The act of chillin with homies while supposedly doing something productive. Only great men may homie chill.

Jakob and I were homie chillin and defined homie chillin instead of writing a paper for the head homie.

by bleekerman October 27, 2011

Hoeitus

A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.

Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.

by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013

hoity toit

A person who is hoity toity.
A slag who thinks they are better than everyone else.

That slag is such a hoity toit.

by Microsoft Girl December 6, 2013

Homie Boner

A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.

Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.

Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.

by MayMay420 August 7, 2014

Homie Moment

The action of performing a consensual sexual activity with a close friend, regardless of the gender or sexuality of any percipient in the homie moment. any of the percipients in the homie moment may or may not be in a romantic relationship. this action must not facilitate any romantic feelings. It is simply a show of comfort and trust between two friends. OR an action of one close friend, allowing another close friend to see them naked (non sexually.) and only as facilitation of comfort and trust, or just for practical reasons. regardless of the sexuality or gender of any percipient in the homie moment. any of the percipients in the homie moment may or may not be in a romantic relationship. this action must not facilitate any romantic feelings between the two friends and is simply just a show of the highest level of comfortability and trust between them

I had a homie moment with my female best friend, when she changed clothes in front of me, non sexually.

by Bob_Bobingson February 3, 2022

hit or miss homie

you chillen with your friends on the corner and u see a bbb (big booty bitch) but her face ugly so you ask yo mans "hit or miss homie"

daquan - " yo you see that girl, hit or miss homie. "

jeremy- " hit with out a doubt nigga"

by finesse g0d November 23, 2016

Fuck Your Homie Day

The day where you get to choose a Homie to fuck without it being gay, when a person chooses a Homie to fuck the chosen person can not say no to the offer. Dec 1 is when Fuck Your Homie Day happens

Yo Michael it’s Fuck Your Homie Day and I choose to fuck you, you can not back out of it either.

by Fortnite Galctus December 1, 2020