Triggersy Haydenitis

A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.

Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.

Sentences: - "I've contracted a dick in my ass"

edit* - "I've contracted Triggersy Haydenitis"

by The Third Reich June 12, 2017

Sloppy Hayden

A sandwich made from bread, mayo, 2 tender and crispy chicken patties with cheese, cheesy sauce, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

Named after a silly gronk called hayden who worked at hungry jacks

I'm hungry, shall we go to red rooster?
Zanda ya gronk were going to hungy Js to get some sloppy haydens

by average Jacker May 8, 2022

Pull A Hayden

A term used in Rocket League when a player either A). Scores a shot. B). Misses the ball like a complete idiot. C). Kills another player.

*Player1 scores a shot*

Player2: OMG he pull a hayden when he scored that crazy shot!!!!

by Herropeopls July 6, 2022

hayden

Hayden is daddy, hot, sexy, dumb at times & can be a great friend. He knows how to cheer you up when needed, hes kinda a dick, but we all still love hayden.

Oh look at that dumbass over there thats 100% a Hayden.

by badgirlkk April 22, 2018

Hayden

Very enthusiastic guy, likes to be athletic and can make any situation fun. Is a good lover and is known to have a big penis. Likes to joke around and get in to trouble

Hayden is great

by Liz lick aye February 5, 2018

hardeeharhar

a word you use when something is absolutely hilarious or comical

“YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY”
“HARDEEHARHAR”

by anamendes June 20, 2018

Hayden Neal

hands down the most amazing guy you will ever meet. not only is he super athletic and strong, but he's also super sweet and caring towards those he cares about. he's the HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH! no other guy will ever come close to him. he sets the bar for the perfect boyfriend that all girls should strive to look for. if you are ever lucky enough to encounter him, never let him out of your life. watch out though, if u get him mad enough he will have a "hayden snap" moment!!!

Wow that boy is almost as amazing as Hayden Neal
I wish I had a boyfriend like Hayden Neal

by goofbobo4 November 6, 2018