wank hank

A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.

Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.

by The pioneering chronic masturbator September 14, 2006

Meeting with Hank

Code for announcing a trip to the restroom at one's place of employ. Hank refers to Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from the South Park special of the same name.

"It's time for my afternoon meeting with Hank."

or

"I feel a Hank brewing."

by Newslacker April 23, 2006

road hank

When following your buddy to the bar(in two separate cars)suddenly his passenger's head disappears into his lap whether bobbing or knobbing on his trouser snake. This person could be his girlfriend or possibly a random big girl, who knows...

-Where'd Sarah go? Did she get dropped off?

-Nah, she's in there...givin' ROAD HANK!

by Fredersss May 29, 2005

shut up hank

A general reply to self-indulgent moralism

Karen - We have to vote because-

Tom - Shut up hank

by nftduh October 18, 2020

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

An extremely emaciated individual.

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

tom hank

To give somebody a wank (masterbation)

will you give my friend a tom hank

by ray gore April 25, 2006

kinfolk hank

An up and coming rapper from Texas. If you like Screwed up ish you got to hear this cat!

''Hey is that Kinfolk Hank selling cd's out his trunk again?''

by iceyhot March 28, 2004