Definitions by Newslacker

corporate pole smoker 

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

corporate pole smoker by newslacker May 8, 2007

interbate

To masturbate to pornography downloaded from the Internet.

"I'm going to go home and interbate."

interbate by Newslacker April 24, 2006

Internate 

To spend time on the internet.

"Maybe I'll get on the Internet a little before work, or internate, if you will."

Internate by Newslacker April 23, 2006

Meeting with Hank 

Code for announcing a trip to the restroom at one's place of employ. Hank refers to Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from the South Park special of the same name.

"It's time for my afternoon meeting with Hank."

or

"I feel a Hank brewing."

Meeting with Hank by Newslacker April 23, 2006