national hold hands day

on april 13th - 14th hold hands with your significant other or boyfriend/girlfriend

it’s national hold hands day , go hold hands with him/her

by lil melissa May 25, 2018

handsey

to use ones hands in order to make a sexual advance upon someone

Mom: Did he get handsey with you?

by Christina "Tish" December 6, 2006

SJP Hands

Hands that are disproportionately huge compared to the person's body like Sarah Jessica Parker's (SJP) hands. Typically, a female whose hands are larger than any man's hands or could easily be mistaken for man hands.

Damn! That girl has SJP hands. She could one hand a basketball with them.

by nytoflboy January 29, 2008

hands both ways

when a boy or a girl has received and given the act of fingering and a hand job.

furthest i've been is hands both ways.

by permiscuous. January 28, 2011

handsome devil

I call him the devil because he makes me wanna sin...

That Handsome devil sure knows how to make me mad yet, glad. I wanna push him off a cliff but then jump to save him.

by J.R. shortcake. :) November 9, 2013

Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

by Jrubadub December 29, 2010

handuski'

pronounced- han/dew/skee
to handle a female; to handle anything.

im going to handuski' that ass.

(person one) where is eridanni?
(person two) ohh, he's gonna handuski', he'll hit us up like at 8:00p.m.

by Erick the Ferret January 9, 2010