Kack-handed

Left-handed.
Can often be insulting. Can also be spelt "kak" and "cack"

"oh, so you're Kack-handed are you?"

by Daonebest September 1, 2021

ass handed

To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.

After Peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-butt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, Austin got his ass handed to him.

by dalnat January 20, 2009

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004

Red Handed Bandit

Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.

Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.

Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!

by crazyblazn August 8, 2010

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011

Heavy Handed

When something goes wrong or when a person says somehting mentaly damageing.

When you or someone else is devisted by curent events.

When things dont go very well.

This day is really bad I felt pretty Heavy Handed today.

I was beaten up, my gf left me and my car tires were stolen. I feel pretty heavy handed

I'm going to hit you so hard you're going to feel heavy handed

by Cpt. Shmidlap November 30, 2011

my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 May 6, 2014