Hairboxed

When you’re so drunk that your night ends up with you shifting in your box of hair supplies

Dude, I got so hairboxed last night I need to buy a whole new set of hair products!

by Efarbs February 11, 2023

Hairtonomy

The age one gains control of their hair styling.

I haven't had bangs since I gained hairtonomy.

by Really the Truth Guy February 18, 2023

hairpothesis

A hairpothesis is an enthusiastic idea one gets about one's hairstyle that is promptly implemented often without good result.

What's the hairpothesis with that danceline ? They look like sea otters !! When they slap the floor and hoot like that it makes me think they're trying to get us to ignore their uniform new hairstyle !! Are they trying to look like that Robert Palmer video from the 80s ?? Tough look to get away with...

by joedaprogramma June 7, 2023

Hairoglyphics

Words or symbles cut into one's hair

Wow, Jeanna, you've got some awesome hairoglyphics going on there, girl!

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Hairboi

A very idiotic person who likes to suck cock.

"My friend is a hairboi!"

by No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2023

Hairo

He is an Amazon person with a big heart. He is the most sweetest person you will ever meet and he will never let you down. He is very strong and is a very caring person. Everyone likes his humor and he’s very handsome. He doesn’t care about what anyone else thinks. He may be a little bit sassy but he will always be there for you. He is very loyal and knows how to treat a woman good. He will do anything for her, and will never let her down because he only haves eyes for her. Everyone loves being with him because they love his personality he’s a very great person and anyone who meets him loves him. He’s very great with kids and he loves his family so much. If you are his girlfriend then you’re a very lucky person.

Hairo is such a caring and loving person. Everyone should have a Hairo you’re lucky if you do.

by fallinginlovewithyou November 21, 2023

hairdache

A headache or scalp sensitivity caused by hair styling which is worn for a long period of time. Hairdaches are often caused by plaits, braids and pony tails for example

I've got hairdache

by anonymous December 30, 2023