government

An intrusive body that has recently decided to reach far beyond the boundaries set by itself during its origination; A machine capable of progressing the lives of many people to points of imminent gloom.

The government is best when you never have think of it.

by Hydrogen Elf January 28, 2003

governator

A ruthless killing machine intent on destroying Gray Davis and becoming Governor of California. The name develops from a combination of "Terminator" (what he did to Mr Davis) and Governor (what he is now).

"As your governor, I am 100% against gun control! Are there any objections?!"
"Um... er... I'm pro-gun control..."
"YOU WILL BE GOVERNATED!!!!" <shoots wildly in all directions with a pair of massive guns> "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

by The Ugly One December 13, 2003

government

A disease masquerading as its own cure.

You'd think we'd figure out that the government is simply a disease masquerading as its own cure.

by China Bob April 12, 2006

Shake hands with the governor

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

by Miguel O March 6, 2012

government in exile

(n.) When a coup d'etat is staged, the surviving members that stay loyal to the government will hold government in a nuetral country and will work with thier allies to remove the new government and restore thier power.

The government in exile was restored at the liberation of thier country.

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004

Governor Livingston High School

A high school located in Berkeley Heights, NJ. There are like 8 black kids that go there, most of which either play football or try and act gangster just cause there black, even though they have just as much money as everyone else because they live in this rich ass town. The rest of the school including teachers is all white except for the other minority of Asians and fat gay dikes. Most of the sports teams are garbage and don't win at all. There is a division of smart kids, jocks, and druggies. basically your either smart or into drugs cause there's absolutely nothing to do in this town. You either study, practice sports, or smoke pot and dip. The seniors all think their cool cause they drive 2 minutes away from the school and go to subway ( wow way cool, NOT). Kids are so dam spoiled they drive BMWs and Mercedes to school (Wow they get dinged everyday in the parking lot cause kids are such shitty drivers). All the school funds go to the football team even they fucken suck and dont ever win. To sum this school all up it blows big dick and breeds the worst bitchy mean spoiled WASP people ever known to this Earth. Avoid at all costs.

Regular High School Kid: I just moved to Berkeley Heights and now i am going to attend Governor Livingston High school

Towney: That place blows go to some other school everyone there smokes pot and acts gangster even though there far from poor.

by GL HONORS STUDENT September 19, 2009

Government

Government is a group of fraudsters, petty criminals, murderers, and armaments dealers who legislate to protect the citizens and subjects of a country from fraudsters, petty criminals, and other such misfits.

"dude I been thinking that we may as well ask the mafia to
run this country - they may be less criminal"

"man havent you sussed it yet? the government is the mafia"

by london che February 16, 2006