In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
by tallman83 November 21, 2010
Get the my penis just turned into a giraffemug. Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.
me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!
by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021
Get the daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffemug. 1. Br- Br-
BRUH!
2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.
BRUH!
2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.
by handle already used by sum1 June 21, 2020
Get the giraffe bruh manmug. "John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
by TOyoyo September 30, 2013
Get the giraffe staplingmug. Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees
by Big daddy 6363 May 3, 2019
Get the Giraffe-treemug. any individual or body of individuals who is in opposition to giraffes. Such groups are known to exist and hold antiquated views of the "food chain." Specifically, a group of angry hippopotami operate in and about the United States.
Quinton, a giraffe-cist, can't stand to be around giraffes, and feels that they are second class citizens.
by Angry Giraffe May 26, 2010
Get the Giraffe-cistmug. by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021
Get the giraffe tearmug.