Gismondisexual

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022

gibson guzzle

When your homie says he's gay and offers to guzzle your cock juice!

I'm coming out of the closet... I dont want no trouble let me hit you with that Gibson Guzzle!

by Barbqking May 25, 2023

Gibson

Gib·son
/ˈɡibsən/
noun

an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.

"Yes officer, that's the filthy Gibson that I found in my daughter's closet sniffing her dirty socks after he followed her home from school even though he is clearly in his twenties!"

by Ipardonyourfrench September 23, 2023

gimbonjulogimbus

A term for something that looks ridiculous, like an orange (fruit).

“This ornge is gimbonjulogimbus..”

“What?”

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Gibsoned

When a friend constantly agrees to things but backs out at the last minute

I got Timmy a job where I work and on the 3rd day he gibsoned us.

by Camtoons December 4, 2023

Gibsoning

Standing incredibly awkwardly 6 feet apart while talking to the maiden interest

Boy 1: He’s gibsoning like a Gibson!
Boy 2: rizz is rizz.

by Gabegibaldenbarrettvhuck January 4, 2024

gilson college

a really boring school who hires stupid indians who dont know anythung and has the worst education like how do i pay7k for trash schooling wth i can get better from rats

umm i go to gilson college
wtf ur poor ash ps (i HATE HATE HATE HATE miss pavaday, apopie, dr hudson, ackland, dat ngyuen, rayelene whale devlin, stupid indian year 12 and just SCREW GILSON WHY DO I SPEND SO UCH MONEY AND CANT HAVE DEB OR FORMAL OR EVEN YEAR BOOK QUOTES AM I LIKE WITH THE TALIBAN I HATE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH

by i hate maureen pavaday February 14, 2024