Geezer

A strong able man capable of destroying anybody. A man who belongs to a group or a firm of which carries out regular attacks on others. The geezer in their home would normally wear stone island clothing covered by a north face jacket. The geezer would have to have a job involving a trade for example a brick layer or a painter and decorator. The geezer will never use public transport unless going out for a raw piss up or a family gathering at christmas. The geezer would have to have a skin head that is cut by there wife. A geezer is not just a dude or a man it is a strong decent member of the species who drinks many many pints of beer. The geezer would discover regular cuts and bruises of which they dont know where they came from. The geezer would never cry.

Geezer one: You alrite mate, pub yeh
Geezer two: What you think you lunatic.
Geezer one: Wait i just got to put some clean pants on, i have had these on for the past week.

by Nathan Pacey November 2, 2008

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glazer face

Portmanteau the words "glaze her face". A girl that you would enjoy performing sexually deviant acts on. Similar to the term butterface.

Janie is a dirty, naughty girl that can keep a secret, she's a glazer face.

by mothmind April 3, 2009

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geezerbird

A beer-swilling girl who doesn't have the class to realise she is outdoing the guys and its not attractive.

"That geezerbird knows more football songs than my old man, scary!"

by Bísclâitier August 23, 2006

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geezer fashion

someone who wears what would typically be seen as 'geezer' (in the British sense of the word) clothes, i.e. parka coat, drainpipe jeans, fred perry t-shirt, white trainers etc

'oi man what has happened to teddy, he's gone well geezer fashion recently'
'yeah i know, its coz he's a prick'

by da-lix February 9, 2006

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