Gobble snarze

when you the thing

damn bro you got the gobble snarze?

by mucas lemon January 18, 2024

Gobble Gum

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.

Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.

by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Pocket Gobbling

When you pickpocket everyone with reckless abandon, regardless of status or stature.

Bro, why are you pocket gobbling everyone you see, you gonna get us killed!

by anonymous August 18, 2023

Gobble

You gobble down either, dick, or food, gobble gobble

I like to gobble dick
I like to gobble food

by Pseudonymjmad September 27, 2022

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Gobbles

God bless

Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles

by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022

Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

by Rebooted April 28, 2025