Pimpin’ at the funeral

Where you are dressed quite excellently at school for no reason

“Aye yo? You Pimpin’ at the funeral with Dave?”

“Fuck yeah bro!”

by LipanConjuring November 17, 2021

Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

Funeral For A Friend

Funeral For A Friend:

Post Hardcore/Rock/Underground.

Me and all my friends love them.

Their albums "Hours" and "Casually Dressed And Deep In Conversation" Rocked.

Their guitar/drum workings are great.

The lyrics are awesome.

Funeral For A Friend rocks out loud!

by Funeral During The Apocolypse July 28, 2006

Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.

Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.

by udisabitlush December 17, 2010

fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

Fenderburg

The collection of ice and snow that is found hanging in the wheel well of a vehicle after driving on snow covered roads and highways.

The fenderburgs on my car are so big they are rubbing on the tires.

Simi truck operaters drive on the "warning bumps" grooved into the shoulder of the highway to vibrate off their fenderburgs.

by Ace LeRoy May 27, 2009

funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.

by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009