Wet Felting

when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.

Man the girl I was with last night was so ready to go she had wet felting

by AS/NAG June 5, 2011

corin is a feltcher

corin is good at feltching hahahahhaha ...

dont be angry at me LOL hahaha feltch feltch feltch

eg. straw in the anus HAHAHHAAHA...corin is a feltcher

by stteeepphhheeeennn L O L October 20, 2008

Felte

The back of the testicles.

My Felte's dripping in this heat.

by Bobbo765 July 8, 2016

Feltch

To juggle or inspect ones genitals in a manner in which to gather medical information.

Dr. Rosenpenis feltched by balls during his examination to check for a hernia.

by Riverabung June 23, 2014

Feltcher

a windsurfer, usually of french or european orgin, that looks for pieces and parts that were manufacured before father time and cares for nothing more then how fast the wind is blowiing up his ass.

Do ya really need one!

by weenie March 12, 2003

Feltbeat

A feltbeat is an annoying ass motherfucker who is a fan of Tom Felton, and they believe that he is unproblematic. Even though he is transphobic, called transphobic people “legends”, calls young girls things like “good girl”, etc.

I am a feltbeat. Feltbeat 4 liferrrss🥺🤞😾

by lv8hs July 31, 2021

Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher

The act of having a strange homosexual fetish for a corpse and also sucking it's semen left in it's penis after ejaculation.

"Dude did you hear about Frank?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out he is a Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher."
"Ewwie."

by Filthy Whorebag Assmumphs December 4, 2011