emerald nuts

the california nut company with commercials more random than something at mailboxes etc. the weird thing... i get all of them

evesdropping nebraskans... envious nomads... entangled nine-year-olds?

by sk1 September 26, 2004

emergical

a phrase to save time for persons calling for help.
- abbreviation of emergency medical,

Emergency medical assistance--emergical assistance.

by theodor logan October 26, 2006

emberrised

to write a condescending comment on someone's facebook wall in order to demean and insult them.

Paul: Here's a quote from my newest story: "blah blah"
Emberriser: that sucks, you are an incompetent writer.
Paul: what? I think it's ok, at least.
Emberriser: You suck dick, I have at least 4 years writing experience.
Other: You just got emberrised!

by bbraddock February 7, 2010

Emergency Hug

term uttered by RTE broadcaster Ryan Tubridy whilst presenting his first ever Late Late Toy Show on November 28th 2009.

I need an emergency hug

by Fifitrixiebelle November 28, 2009

Emergency Blanket

A pre-positioned blanket used to cover your feet when all other blankets fail to cover that area, usually due to tossing and turning.

Chaz: Dude, my feet were freezing in the middle of the night, last night!

Chester: Dude, that blows, luckily I had my Emergency Blanket!

by Chaz Finster July 24, 2011

Elmer's Bitches

When Elmer's Bitches travel to bitch to him their problems, but of course he gives no fuck, about it. Elmer's bitches are high class, and do not accept anything below Elmer's Range of amazingness. Elmer's bitches plus one are at least 5 high class awesome bitches, plus one average chick/bitch in to which Elmer entrusts his belongings and entrusts her with other bitches problems. Elmer is the pimp daddy of all pimps! Elmer's bitches must pay a fee to bitch to him, or be bitches by him. If you wish to be Elmer's bitch you must take a class on bitching. All bitches now may rise! Elmer's bitches are 10's

Yo!, Dawg you see Elmer's bitches anywhere. Tis the time for their annual bitch-fest

Yo Elmer dem bitches be 10's and all over you, show me your secret!

Elmer's bitch please!

by WordCover December 29, 2011

elmers glue

the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.

Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.

by Scoopy J January 4, 2012