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rear-ended

When you're having sex, and the guy pulls out too far and accidentally thrusts into your asshole.
Pain radiated from Beth's sphincter when Jose's penis rear-ended her tightly clenched asshole.
by imajellydonette April 3, 2013
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elder wand

The single most bad ass weapon ever created.

Easily beats out a lightsaber, troll sword and Federation Pistol combined.
Bill: so, how bad ass is this new Lightsaber I got for Christmas?

Me: pretty awesome.

Bill: what did you get?

Me: the greatest fucking weapon ever created.

Bill: what's that?

Me: Elder Wand.
by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011
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enderman

A tall black person that appears out of nowhere and if you look at them to long they will stab you and run hit and run

see eshay
person 1, look its an enderman
person, 2 looks at enderman
enderman, oi you lookin at me

enderman, pulls out knife
by blugadub February 16, 2020
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i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.
"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.
by Why do I exist March 13, 2018
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Elder High School

An all boys catholic high school in price hill of cincinnati, Ohio. They are known as the panthers and are the biggest badasses in all the land. Elder is known for its academics, athletics, and overall superiority to St. Xavier and the rest of the GCL schools.
I wish i would have gone to Elder High School.
by turkey tom May 6, 2009
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the elder swear

What Dumbledoor says to Ron, Hermione,and Harry in the Potter Puppet Pals in the Wizard Swears episode.
The elder swear you must never repeat it to any one.
by Potter Fan 515 September 2, 2016
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The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........
by NMguy January 22, 2012
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