doom plume

a dark lingering mass; usually eminating from a putrid gastric bowel movement; the stench from a black goo that typically leaves its assailant with a 'churnobally' sensation in the gut.

the assailant: "dude, I don't feel so good"

the victim: "omg, what the fuck was that?"

the assailant: "augh, sorry man - I let go of a doom plume"

by zap cigar December 14, 2010

DOOMING WIZARD

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days

Me: Fuck off

DOOMING WIZARD: DOOM YOU
Me: OH no pls fuck my wife

by Tectone April 6, 2021

doom giant

An entity or organization bailed out by the government deemed
"To big to fail"

The futures economic stability lays in the shadows of the footsteps of doom Giants.

by Meat an June 8, 2016

Testicle Doom

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.

I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.

by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011

Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016

doom troopin

Black Label Society touring all over the world

We bought tickets to the Black Label show, so we are DOOM TROOPINMyrtle Beach!!

by fourthgenfan December 21, 2008

eyes of doom

derived from teabagging... a victim has a guy's testicles placed on his eyes.

"yeah we gave james the eyes of doom the other night"

by potch June 22, 2007