Doomp

A bowel movement, i.e., a "dump", in Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.

The Scotsman took a doomp.

"I just unveigled meself of a giant doomp, I did," said the Irishman to the Welsh.

by NiraMillson March 13, 2009

DOOMP

A Digital-optical output mounted proxy.

Scientist: But first you need to take a DOOMP.
Cyborg Ninja: I... Wait, what?
Scientist: A DOOMP? A digital-optical output mounted proxy. You'll need one to interface with the terminal.

by Doktor 1.40 May 13, 2013

Doomp

The cartoon sound used when someone gets hit, aka the Bonk Sound.

*doomp*
Hahaha! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 February 28, 2022

Doomp

An epicly destructive shit that spells the end for any doomed bathroom its dropped in. Considered to be the most apocalyptic of turd drops and entirely mind boggling.

Brosepe #1: Dude you're gonna need a new bathroom after the nasty doomp I just took in there.
Brosepe #2: Oh god what is that?! Is that thing moving?!?

by squizzlecunt September 12, 2015

doomp

when something is super terrible or something is going terribly wrong it is 'DOOMP!'

Craig- Did you see that film last night, Jack?
Jack- Yeah it was Doomp!

by Happyhippo July 2, 2006

Doomp

(variation of Dump) A violent odoured defecation leaving the next occupant of the lavatory in near asphyxiation or nauseous state

Ex1: "Oh man, I just went into the bathroom and someone took a total DOOMP in there, I'll just piss outside"

Ex2: "Buddy I totally just doomped the fuck outta the shitter here man, keep an eye out for the face of the next guy comin out."

by theGRUESOME January 30, 2009

Doomp

A dumb, goofy individual who tends to do dumb, unnecessary shit without being aware how dumb and goofy the shit is.

Nigga 1: Bro this nigga just bought a gram off me for $30
Nigga 2: Wow that nigga a doomp
Nigga 1: On Mommy

by Shimmy Whap July 25, 2019