flug the dolphin

A slang term used to describe the act of self pleasure, often used by young males who have recently discovered the delights of the wrist manual or bongo mag.

Also, a dolphin named Flug.

"Shit, last night I cleaned the pipes summit chronic... I flug the dolphin everynight till my tally whacker is red raw!"

Alex, everyday at 2pm retires to the toilet for his afternoon hand shandy. he loves to flug the dolphin so much so that I'm worried for him loosing his sight and becoming a hunchback... the randy mofo!

by Metal Meltdown August 31, 2006

Dolphin Teeth

Whenever someone smiles and all you see is gums

Hmmmm, how about, that girl who smiles and all i see is gums CLEARLY has dolphin teeth, and therefore is a bitch.

im just sayin

by TheLucridOne April 6, 2008

Dolphin fart

A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died.

We were listening to the H2O theme song, then Izzy let off a dolphin fart.

by dolphin retard April 5, 2008

Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

by DJ Buss May 1, 2010

Floggin the dolphin

A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.

That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.

by Panda daddy June 24, 2006

dolphin-eyes

when a woman/man has eyes so far apart, you'd think they need sonar to maneuver their way through a room.

dillon mcdermott and britney spears are rockin' the dolphin-eyes look. and by rockin', i mean making me want to puke by being so goddamn ugly because they're porpoise people.

by scottymxc June 27, 2008

Air Dolphin

An air dolphin is a person who resembles a common, bottlenose, spotted, dusky or pinknosed river dolphin but being human spends his or her life working in retail.

Hey, have you seen that lad working in that shop in the centre of the retail park? He is a real Air dolphin.

Look at Nick over there ever since he started working at Ted Baker retail outlet hes become a hardcore Air dolphin.

by King of the Quinn July 28, 2009