Doofus

A Doofus is anyone who makes stupid mistake.

You got a C on your math test.
You waiting too long and now you’re late for work.

Doofus.

by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022

doffender

A "gentleman bandit" --- i.e., one who is super-courteous and tips his fedora when committing his crimes.

At da end of "Tom Sawyer", Tom tells Huck about how robbers are da ultimate "doffenders" --- "Robbers are the most polite folks in the world, especially to the women --- they always take off their hats and talk polite."

by QuacksO February 17, 2023

Doofuses

The word that should actually be doofi.

John: They are doofuses.
Me: What the fuck!? It's doofi not "doofuses."

by Random shit lug February 24, 2023

Diffurner

If you had to look it up, you don’t deserve to know. Diffurner finds you.

Bro, I had to stop drinking because I started to diffurner.

Bro, that’s bad.

by Chodemite January 21, 2024

doofus

a silly person, most likely one in love

Marshi: You are such a doofus

Daigon: Shut up you idiot

by mqrshi December 9, 2023

DOOFUS

A person who is stupid, dorky, and a nerd

Rayann is such a doofus lol. She doesn't know where Maryland is at

by WeanusWill4000 February 22, 2024

dofunker

Smacking your balls against a hard surface whilst cumming

"Hey did you just dofunker?Yeah you did."

by Foinkleboinkle March 12, 2024