Harley Davidson

The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower

Wow that Harley Davidson is as loud as a semi, too bad it doesn't have the horsepower to get itself up that hill!

by CrotchRocketer May 29, 2009

Hardley Davidson

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.

After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

by Mommy Dearest March 12, 2009

Davidsson

When you cut a pizza in half, fold it over and eat

Oh man he's going to do a Davidsson

by Rodaa November 15, 2010

David Mason

A weird ass nigga that likes "younger girls", and getting high on crack. You can often find him lurking in the mens bathroom waitimg for his next client.

David-That dude real weird, he a david Mason

by Dont be a david February 11, 2019

Yodelling David

To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.

Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

by Marques Parana May 25, 2020

David

Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. Has the best size iykwim 😉!

Me: OMG did you see David
Her: OMG ya he looks so good today!

by OutsiderofCarboncitomamita June 3, 2019

Skete Davidson

Kanye West’s nickname for Pete Davidson, (ex boyfriend of Hillary Clinton)

randomly started calling him Skete on instagram and its hilarious.

“Fuck Skete, all my homies hate Skete Davidson”

by skete davidson wears panties February 13, 2022