Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.

"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."

by Dino Marcockass May 9, 2018

Detectiving

Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.

Jake should stop detectiving my new ceiling fan.

by estonks September 26, 2019

defensive cinnamon back

a person who caps alot and loves xxxtentacion and who looks like a cinnamon roll

this boy smurky is a defensive cinnamon back

by gvrdxn December 11, 2019

DefensiveLB

WackyyWillock’s best mate. His girlfriend rides WackyyWillock’s cock. In his spare time he is a male prostitute, shagging everyone from Theresa May to school dinner ladies. Top man.

DefensiveLB? More like OffensiveLB.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020

Detectiving

When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.

Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him

by HongleDongle June 21, 2020

Detectivate

To investigate someone in the game of mafia

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020