Person 1: "Do you want a drink? I only have white people kool-aid"
Person 2: "I thought kool-aid was white people kool-aid"
Person 1: "Nope, Crystal light is white people kool-aid"
Person 2: "I thought kool-aid was white people kool-aid"
Person 1: "Nope, Crystal light is white people kool-aid"
by B Chris August 31, 2006
Get the crystal lightmug. lucky few can escape them, others aren't so fortunate, immediately entranced by their sweet harmony. Instantly hooked by the ice sirens' song. They're melody so enchanting it drags you along and before you know it your a slave to them. Your family and your friends fight to save you, they cry and they plead, they beg, they're on their knees, screaming, and yelling, but its no use, they're too late, you can't hear them, you're caught in a hypnotizing state. There's nothing they can do other than wait, its all up to you, you'll determine your own fate.
by vnsflvbfibvnfvmcl July 6, 2011
Get the crystal methmug. When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.
GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013
Get the crystal dickmug. Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
by SpikeDante May 22, 2007
Get the Crystal Palacemug. AKA Camp Blood.
The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.
He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.
The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.
He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.
by Adam December 3, 2004
Get the Crystal Lakemug. A powerful stimulant drug that attacks the nervous system and the dopamine system in the brain. Street names include but not limited to: Tina, Crystal, Meth,
Crystal meth, Shabu, Side, crank, gack, jib, ice, and glass. It is a very dangerous drug stay away.
Crystal meth, Shabu, Side, crank, gack, jib, ice, and glass. It is a very dangerous drug stay away.
by Mohawk Kris February 26, 2022
Get the Crystal methamphetaminemug. The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.
by Mousetower March 4, 2011
Get the Piss crystalsmug.