Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Cruz

Someone whose intelligence is on par with, or worse than, the mentally challenged despite having a fully functional brain.

Ted Cruz...... That's it. That's the example.

by Fantastic Ham July 13, 2023

Cruz Stevenson

Cruz Stevenson is a chocolate muncha who loves to cum in his brother's butthole sometimes he like to use the chocolate as a lubricant for the smooth experience

Cruz Stevenson often watches Roblox Pornography

by smallostrich72 August 14, 2023

Cruz

He is really hot and you should date him.

Really a Cruz

by witcherhouser April 25, 2023

Cruz

bad boy. likes amina. ugly.

wow you are so cruz

by klugw rd April 25, 2023

cruz

He is a very very very dumb but funny person. Probably has a microscofic dick and even smaller hair. Always lokking like a crackhead/bogan.

Damn, Cruz truely looks like a crackhead today. I DEF want what he is on. ESHAY BAHHH.

by THE SHLONGGGG May 14, 2023

Cruz Allegianis Pierce

He does not care what people think. He gets all the ladies and is so sexy

Who look at him he’s like Cruz Allegianis Pierce

by Lolololopplolololol I’m gay October 22, 2019