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i'm covered in bees

Said by the masterful comedian Eddie Izzard, in his set "Glorious," to describe what a beekeeper must occassionally say when he freaks out and realizes that he is in fact covered in bees. Great line to quote at random times when surrounded by a lot of people.
Guy: "I'm covered in bees!"
Everyone Else: "What the hell is he talking about?"
by jstone January 25, 2005
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Suit-covered anus

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.
It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.
by Peter January 23, 2005
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Lucky Star Conversation

When you have a conversation about random stuff and facts no one cares about. It can go on for like...hours.
Kay: me and Jenny went to Starbucks and had a lucky star conversation for like hours! She never shuts up!
by TetsuoShima July 5, 2010
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Conversation

a tool used to make people listen to how horrible your sad excuse of a life is, sometimes used as a torture device for terrorists.
Cop: "He's not confessing, what should we do?"

Other Cop: "Go into the room and start a conversation about your life."

*Cop goes into room and starts talking*

Terrorist: "Please! I'm begging you! Please just shut up! I'll tell you anything!"
by electronic chic October 18, 2010
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conversion party

Sex party where HIV negative men go to have sex with multiple positive partners in hopes of getting infected.
I tried to stop Joe from going to that conversion party, but he is stupid and thinks getting infected is hot.
by dannyboy001 October 31, 2011
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conversation walling

When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.
Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?
Emily: Yes
~4 minute delay~
Ron: Are you the oldest?
Emily: No
~2 minute delay~
Ron: So how was your day?
~2 minute delay~
Emily: Ok
Ron: Are you conversation walling me on purpose?
Emily: What?
Ron: I think I'd have a better conversation with a brick wall.
by snazzywordsmith January 17, 2015
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Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".
I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.
by JessLewis March 17, 2009
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