courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.

I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.

by littlebleu August 15, 2010

Courtesy Plume

Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).

I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.

by SmellyJam November 27, 2021

Courtesy like

Liking ones status because they liked yours.

I courtesy liked Bob's status even though I don't really like him and the status didn't make sense.

by Deesnutzzzzz July 8, 2016

courtesy chub

The slight erection one shows in appreciation of someone else.

Particularly in a non-sexual nude environment.

As opposed to a raging boner.

She noticed his courtesy chub after he checked her out from across the room.

by Psudonymsareterrible August 10, 2021

Courtesy Laughter

Courtesy laughter is extended to the boss or someone that believe's they are important any time they say anything that is either remotely funny or not funny at all. Usually heard in board rooms in front of the customer or anyone else that may have influence on project funding.

Boss: "Thanks everybody for coming to the meeting and making me feel important"

Boardroom: "He......he.....he...he...."

Alan (whispering): "Damn, did you hear Jeff? That kiss-ass had the loudest courtesy laughter in the room".

by Dulaney71 August 27, 2014

courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.

Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Courtesy shot

the act of shooting at a noob that is "sniping" by that means camping-

ex. that one player, xboxman28, is camping again courtesy shot his way
ex2.i sent that camper a curtosey shot and now he feels like hot shit next time i wont try to miss

by uncle_ben August 19, 2011