Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006

colon pushing

Colon pushing is a form of anal sex. It involves inserting the penis into the booty and thrusting as many times as desired.

"I did some mad colon pushing on this ho last night."

by mellowrose July 14, 2006

Colon Sausage

A term for a bowl movement in which one has been holding in for an extended period of time. It might have been packed in the colon like sausage in a link casing.

"Dude, I have to go drop a colon sausage"

by Goin Once May 11, 2010

colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out

that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini

by grumpkinator October 30, 2010

colonia high school

A dumbass school for retarded ass niggas

Damn don’t date her, she go to colonia high school

by Wack city November 30, 2017

Colin

A guy who never fails to put a smile on someone’s face. He feels good after making someone happy. He is good looking, loving, caring, and the absolute love of my life. He my rock. My go to. He has seen me and my best and worst. I love him more then anything in this world

Colin is the best soccer player.

Colin loves his cat more then anyone

by yeetskrtskrt July 8, 2018

Colonavirusing

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

by Dylan684 March 13, 2020