Usually a person who says one thing, doing the opposite and calling it fake news when others call them on it.
Trump is a conservative douche.
Conservative douche Roy Moore loves family values when they aren't older than 17 years old.
Conservative douche Roy Moore loves family values when they aren't older than 17 years old.
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They believe that a smaller government is good as it maintains freedom and prevents tyrannical government and corruption.
They believe in flat tax rate (taxing everyone in the same percentage) rather than milking the rich of 90% of their money.
here is a video from a YouTube channel called PragerU. This is what we want to prevent
The Progressive Income Tax: A Tale of Three Brothers
They believe in the constitution:
The first amendment:
Conservative views: There is no such thing as hate speech, it is because if facts and opinions offend you, it is still free speech and must be protected as much as we protect our free speech.
The second amendment:
Militia:a group of civilian (non-government) forces that exist to supplement actual military forces
AR15 does not stand for assault weapon, it stands for ArmaLite Inc. It is also not automatic
Automatic weapons cannot be bought unless you have a special licence.
Conservative views: Due to the fact that places with guns have less crime rates, we already have background checks purchasing guns, 83% of gun deaths are drug gang related, women with guns are 500 times less likely to get raped, why take our guns?
The second amendment is not for muskets only. Here's why:
The 2nd Amendment : For Muskets Only?! (This is the title of the video)
(I did not make this video, the making of this video is made by the crew of the YouTube Chanel StevenCrowder )
They believe that a smaller government is good as it maintains freedom and prevents tyrannical government and corruption.
They believe in flat tax rate (taxing everyone in the same percentage) rather than milking the rich of 90% of their money.
here is a video from a YouTube channel called PragerU. This is what we want to prevent
The Progressive Income Tax: A Tale of Three Brothers
They believe in the constitution:
The first amendment:
Conservative views: There is no such thing as hate speech, it is because if facts and opinions offend you, it is still free speech and must be protected as much as we protect our free speech.
The second amendment:
Militia:a group of civilian (non-government) forces that exist to supplement actual military forces
AR15 does not stand for assault weapon, it stands for ArmaLite Inc. It is also not automatic
Automatic weapons cannot be bought unless you have a special licence.
Conservative views: Due to the fact that places with guns have less crime rates, we already have background checks purchasing guns, 83% of gun deaths are drug gang related, women with guns are 500 times less likely to get raped, why take our guns?
The second amendment is not for muskets only. Here's why:
The 2nd Amendment : For Muskets Only?! (This is the title of the video)
(I did not make this video, the making of this video is made by the crew of the YouTube Chanel StevenCrowder )
Jack: I am a conservative because I support conservatism.
SJW: YOUR A NAZI FASCIST STRAIGHT WHITE MALE!!! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUNCH YOU!!!
Jack: Wait what??
SJW: YOUR A NAZI FASCIST STRAIGHT WHITE MALE!!! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUNCH YOU!!!
Jack: Wait what??
by ChristopherTZK December 5, 2018
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...And they won't shut the fuck about it.
...And they won't shut the fuck about it.
person 1: Who did you invite? Kyle? Ugh...he's such a crossfit conservative
person 2: Really? I had no idea
person 1: Yeah, one minute you're talking about why foam rollers are good for back pain, and the next thing you know he's saying that Co-operative housing is the death of America
person 2: Really? I had no idea
person 1: Yeah, one minute you're talking about why foam rollers are good for back pain, and the next thing you know he's saying that Co-operative housing is the death of America
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by Andy Erire August 31, 2017
Get the Chris's army of conservatives mug.“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”
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Get the Socially Liberal, but Fiscally Conservative mug.Though the ultimate causes of WCCDS are unknown, it is believed to result from situations where an individual’s beliefs about the way the world is and ought to be differ significantly from available evidence about the way the world actually is. It is frequently accompanied by inexplicable feelings of persecution and a pronounced tendency toward tribalism. WCCDS is named for its prevalence among conservative members of the majority White-Christian demographic in the United States.
Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
"What's the diagnosis Doc?"
"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"
"Yes."
"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"
"Yessir!"
"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"
"That's right."
"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"
"Absolutely."
Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."
Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"
"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"
"Yes."
"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"
"Yessir!"
"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"
"That's right."
"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"
"Absolutely."
Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."
Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"
"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
by Burton Wilhelm McCloud April 23, 2014
Get the white conservative christian derangement syndrome mug.1. An ultra conservative is someone on the far extreme end of the right. They all tend to be pro life, pro rich, and of course pro religion(that is christianity). The modern day GOP consists largely of ultra conservatives.
2. A modern day threat to human rights.
3. Everyone at Fox News.
4. Highly against Gay Marriage
2. A modern day threat to human rights.
3. Everyone at Fox News.
4. Highly against Gay Marriage
The year 2028...
"Man did you know back in the day people retired at 65, abortions were legal, the old were taken care of through this thing called medicade, evolution, not inteligent design was taught as science, and evryday citizens had rights."
"Wow that sounds like a fantastic story, fiction of course, but great at any rate. No ULTRA CONSERVATIVE could live in a world like that!"
"Man did you know back in the day people retired at 65, abortions were legal, the old were taken care of through this thing called medicade, evolution, not inteligent design was taught as science, and evryday citizens had rights."
"Wow that sounds like a fantastic story, fiction of course, but great at any rate. No ULTRA CONSERVATIVE could live in a world like that!"
by bobbybomb December 27, 2011
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