cockbloctopus

n. One who aggresively cockblocks with excessive groping, a sign a the coming cockblocalypse.

That cockbloctopus had his hairy tentacles all over my date!

by limesparx June 20, 2011

cockblokus

When you're connecting with a girl/boy, and your friend interrupts because he wants to play Blokus.

Girl: I'm having a really great time.
Guy: Yeah me too, lets go back to my place and get to know each other some more.
Friend: No dont leave, lets play Blokus, I love that game!
Guy: *whispering to friend* Come on man, you're totally cockblokus-ing me.

by vstrife January 26, 2014

Clockblocker

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.

Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!

by smart_guy_is_smart May 11, 2015

Clockblocker

When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!

Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!

I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!

by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019

Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010

counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.

John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.

by markos maximus January 14, 2011

bockblock

The act of preventing a cheers while drinking, either by pulling away when another party attempts to cheers you or inserting a hand between the glasses.

That loser thought he could just come around and drink with us, but I bockblocked him and punched him in the face.

by el_topo December 14, 2009