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clackerty

The texture of something thick and sticky.

A food that sticks your mouth together
The peanut butter was too clackerty.
by cafafwhisp February 11, 2010
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crackslap

1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.

2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.
"Dude, you just crackslapped me."
by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011
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clanks

Sevan: I slept with a fat girl last night.
Jim: That's no clanks mang.

Jim: They didn't sell Coors, only Busch.
Sevan: No clanks mang.
by Sevan January 16, 2006
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Clarkston

A town full of a bunch of wimps who don't know how to party.
Hey did u see that guy who got beat up in the parking lot ?

Yeah, he must be from clarkston.
by Blobbies22 April 4, 2011
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Kelly Clarkson

The sexiest female in the world.With the most beatiful ass so big it will get any man horny.A gorgeous body and nice tits.The definition of SEXY.
Kelly Clarkson gets me hard every day.She is my sextual fantisy.I want her to be my girlfriend.I will fuck her every day and cum on her ass.Kelly you get me HORNY every day 24/7.
by mario perez December 28, 2005
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Clarkson

Clarkson University is a private school located in rural Potsdam, NY.

Characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their ass that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, Clarkson University is mostly a big sausage fest. The average Clarkson kid is usually found walking up Market Street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6'5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking shit to smaller groups of more modest middle class individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest shitty pizza shop/frat house.

The typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual Ivy League school.
I joined a fraternity at Clarkson, now I pay money to have friends, and we get to rank each other too!
by Golden Shower Knight March 31, 2009
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'Got A Clarkson'

When somebody gets a boner.

Relates to the Bristol City FC playe 'David Clarkson' Who always gets a boner whilst playing football.
Look at him, He's 'Got A Clarkson'.

Matt Smith has 'Got A Clarkson'.
by bristolcity gues who? March 28, 2010
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