crackslap

1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.

2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.

"Dude, you just crackslapped me."

by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other

Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

by whattheclubpenguin August 11, 2016

Crabslap

The act of slapping a sexual partner in the face with crab meat in a sexual manner.

After my anal discharge Hunter crabslaps me in the face.

by Rageyy December 27, 2010

crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.

There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.

by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

crackelass

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

crackalating

Used in the phrase, "What's crackalating?" Like saying, "What's up?" and "What's cracking?". Combination of "cracking" and "percolating."

What's crackalating, houses?

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

whats crackalakin

whats going on,whats up with you.

"hey kid whats crackalackin?"

by Rose March 14, 2003