crackslap 

1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.

2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.

"Dude, you just crackslapped me."

crackslap by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown 

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other

Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown by whattheclubpenguin August 11, 2016

Crabslap 

The act of slapping a sexual partner in the face with crab meat in a sexual manner.

After my anal discharge Hunter crabslaps me in the face.

Crabslap by Rageyy December 27, 2010

crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.

There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.

crackalope by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

crackelass 

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

crackelass by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

crackalating 

Used in the phrase, "What's crackalating?" Like saying, "What's up?" and "What's cracking?". Combination of "cracking" and "percolating."

What's crackalating, houses?

crackalating by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

whats crackalakin 

whats going on,whats up with you.

"hey kid whats crackalackin?"

whats crackalakin by Rose March 14, 2003