Choad

Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
MYAAAAAAAH!

Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!

by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 16, 2008

choachariffic

1) Something or someone so weak and contrary to manhood that it can only be described as the lowest and most estrogen enriched form of pussification.

FAGGOT: "This strudle exhilerrates my taste buds"
ME: "Jesus Christ, how Choachariffic. I hate faggots."

by Kabar October 16, 2003

choad

A short fat penis, usually cut.

I don't take choads up the rear because small nubs usually induce more pain.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007

Chaffey

A school which is found in a hole filled with wana be gangstas and people who pretty much are cooler then you.

Ewww its a chaffey kid.

by 69her August 29, 2009

choad

(noun) A penis whose diameter exceeds, or is equal to, its length.
-y (adjective) Of or pertaining to such a penis.

"Eww Mum, check out this choady banana!"

Ronnie Corbett is a celebrity choad.

by Greg Withnail September 24, 2012

choad

A very short, but unusually wide penis.

gotta GET IT ON in the party zone!
gotta LICK A CHOAD in the party zone!

by snuffles345 January 14, 2008

Choad Burger

A regular burger. But instead of beef there is a slab of someones choad that is salted to perfection.

Yo billy have u tried the new choad burger

by //SourZ// November 12, 2003