Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.
Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
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She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
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