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Carnivorous Cum Cave

by Roboticus August 25, 2008
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cave and shave

The act of shaving one's head after admitting the futility of attempting a combover or similar baldness-concealing measure.
I'm sure glad Steve decided to cave and shave. That combover was getting ridiculous!
by Furter April 20, 2006
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Cave Update

An update that somehow makes Minecraft caves more interesting or gives people a reason to go underground more often since recent updates have lead to people not needing to go mining. For example, they updated how the villager economy works and made it so enchanted diamond tools are much more accessible via weaponsmithing villagers.

This is the most voted for idea on the Minecraft Feedback website and was created in 2018. Despite this, Mojang still hasn't implemented it into Minecraft or officially announced its soon arrival.

Most people don't know that the idea of a cave update was mainly from ibxtoycat and became much bigger than him. Some may say that they are not implementing a cave update partially because ibxtoycat started the idea. Some people at Mojang don't like ibxtoycat because when the Minecraft Marketplace came out, he was heavily against it because of them pushing people to use microtransactions.

Even though this idea has been around since 2018, it is still a very popular idea today and would be very appreciated by Minecraft Players if it was implemented in the future.
Ibxtoycat early/mid 2019: WE NEED A CAVE UPDATE!!!!
by EnderStarr22 June 1, 2020
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African Cave Spider

by mat5592 July 23, 2009
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Man Cave

a place where a guy can get away from the outside world. tends to have alot of manly things in there.
"hey guys, come over later and we can chill and drink beer in the man cave." "alright sounds like a good time. be over at six" "see you there."
by C.E.G November 26, 2009
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Caveman

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.
I pulled a caveman on my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.
by king_muscat April 20, 2010
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Chavette

The female Chav will, by the time she is nine years of age have realised what she wants to do with the rest of her life. Which is, to have at least four children by four different fathers (one who will be black or Asian) by the time she is 18. She does not intend to support these children herself or ask for the fathers of the children for support but instead rely on government hand outs. A Chavette will tattoo the names of her children on her body with pride of place going to her first born. This will be written across her back just above her arse. The following names of her offspring will be recorded on her arms and will consist of names like Britney, Chelsea and other such shit.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.

Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.

The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
Dont hang your washing on the line that fucking robbing Chavette bitch is on the prowl.
by Subbaka October 17, 2006
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