Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP)

The Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP) is the formal institute bearing corporate veil via which innocent kids are legally bounded to accept slavery contracts with audit firms for more than 3 years after sticking in the pipeline of CA Foundation and intermediate exams for more than 4 years on average. It reflects the 6-8 years of total misery of students who opted for ICAP, leaving 70% unqualified in the end, rushing towards ACCA/CIMA/CIA/ICAEW or other foreign qualification after wasting golden period.

BEWARE to choose ICAP! have some mercy on yourself and don't go for Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP).

Enjoy your student life please and never think about ICAP to ruin the good days.

by ICAP Victim :D November 1, 2011

chainer

Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.

He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.

by Desmond B. January 18, 2008

chater

twat
big adams apple
smokes loads
drinks loads
ugly cunt
cock
butt fucker
not very popular

jack - "chater.."
chater - "BAH what? im having a fag"
jack - "youre a fucking donkey chiddler and nobody likes you....go home and do us all a favour you ugly penis"

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

chatter dorks

People who join chat rooms and chat about the stupidest shit ever.

Oh god, there are so many chatter dorks in this room tonight. I need to get a life.

by gobbledegook October 4, 2007

chattersation

A conversation conducted via online chat

That was an inspirational chattersation we had on facebook.

by zuulologist June 8, 2011

chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.

you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P

by theelous3 November 9, 2011

chattering vagina

1) A female who talks excessively.
2) When your girlfriend keeps talking during the big game

Example:
Roger: Hey, have you seen Rachel around?
Josh: No. Why?
Ralph: I saw her last night, and man she is just a chattering vagina. She wouldn't shut up.
Example:
Girlfriend: Blah blah blah blah, and blah blah blah blah.
Boyfriend: Stop being a chattering vagina, we are trying to watch the game!

Synonym: Chatty Cathy
Antonym: Talking Tom

She is such a chattering vagina, she just wont shut up. macronacular chatty cathy talking tom

by the woo March 29, 2015