cerebrum cork

when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.

The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.

by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

Cork

Being antaginizingly quirky

You’re being such a cork

by Stankodank April 10, 2019

Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.

The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.

by dimametahnet October 9, 2019

The Cork

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.

Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019

Corking

A subcategory of ero guro where you make a hole in someone's skin and then fill it in with a cork or similar object.

You think you are a degenerate? I'm into corking!

by Shugunou October 29, 2022

Cork Lift

When a girl lifts a mans dick up, with her ass.

Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.

by Tom-Tom Barkley June 21, 2009