Coitophobia

the fear of heterosexual intercourse

guy- hey.. your hott
chick-your hot too!!
guy-wanna have sex?
girl-no way.. I have Coitophobia.
guy-oh..
girl-yeah..

by kooldude699 July 10, 2006

The Comatorium

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

by Ka October 17, 2005

Halley's Comet

Often referred to as a girl's butthole. Usually one that is large in size, similar to that of a comet.

I just saw Halley's Comet!

by Bon Skribit April 19, 2009

Comic-geddon

The mayhem caused by the annual Comic-Con convention in San Diego California in July.

Sorry Bob, can't come downtown this week I might get mugged by Jabba-the-Hut or Spiderman on the trolly. Comic-geddon is underway.

by Fallbrookmudd July 25, 2011

gei comi

The alias for the word bara (male/male pairings for male audiences)

wait is that bara or is that gei comi?
Idiot they're both the same thing! nandaiyou baka

by rox the foxxy little fox March 3, 2016

Comfty

A state of being physically content and relaxed, plush, soft. The word originated as an accidental portmanteau of "Comfy" and "Comfortable".

"Mmmm, this comfty."

"Her {booty comfty when we spoon."

"bruh, what was that shit on the Disney Channel called? Big Comfty Couch? Yeah, that's it."

by Sirwootalot AKA Woodman March 27, 2015

chronic colitis

the frequent inflamation of the colon.

the child has chronic colitis.

by theresa August 16, 2004