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southern comfort

The term means having slaves to wait on your every need and comfort you. Southerners still use the term because they'd like to forget that the North kicked their asses and freed their slaves. But really in their hearts they know they can't do shit because we would come back down their and crush their pathetic, Godless culture again. They know that the God of the North will once again raise up an Army of the faithful and burn their shit down if they try to enslave any of his people claiming to do so in His name.
We could stay in an Inn but I'd rather stay on Uncle Bob's plantation so we can experience some southern comfort at its best- his slaves are so good.
by General Ulysses S. Grant July 20, 2006
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Vista Comfort Zone

where one finds a queer confort with the most recent windows operating software, e.g speagleburg
speagleburg be in da vista comfort zone
by DeDutchie90 December 16, 2008
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southern comfort

1.The lower region of a person's body
2.Feeling supported downstairs
1. She has a rash on her southern comfort
My southern comfort hurts because I sat on a pin
2. These pants have taken me to southern comfort heaven!
by xBx March 26, 2004
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southern comfort

Southern Comfort. The guys in charge of approving definitions on this site suck ass, for real. I submitted the only good definition for this disgusting crap that is only drunk by white trash or freshmen or faggots who are too pussy to stomach real whisky unless its flavored to taste like the fruits they are. So fuck you, your mothers, and your sisters, and fuck your father with a bowling pin, cocksucker. Eat my whole asshole.
This site is cancer. Southern Comfort is for trailer trash who can't afford to feed their 49 kids let alone booze, and giant pussies who can't drink real liquor cause it "makes me gag cause I don't have testicles!"
by JohnGabriel June 26, 2016
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D comfort

Comforting youre partners emotional distress with your dick. Usually combined with a tear fetish.
"Dude when my girlfriend was crying about some drama last night , i had no other choice then to give her some D comfort."
by Thritewash October 10, 2015
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slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort
Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort
by Mrbeanman October 24, 2017
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Luck Comfort

the tendancy for individuals, particularly those in the esports scene, to display a false sense of skill, tenacity, and/or prestige while playing games with heavy RNG elements.
TSM Dawson is developing too much luck comfort while playing league of legends.

League of Legends is a game of luck comfort where certain hierarchies in the esports scene change game mechanics to create the false illusion of pro play.
by Jlex Aones January 4, 2019
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