Brown cloud

When a child or adult has diarrhea or a liquid shit in a pool. Names a brown cloud because the shit disperses in the water like a blood. Lifeguards commonly associate them with an AFR (accidental fecal release).

Lifeguard 1: we need to clear the pool.
Lifeguard 2: what why?
Lifeguard 1:we had another AFR. It was. Brown cloud.

Lifeguard 2:damn it children.

by LifeguardDudeOnDuty November 30, 2015

Purple Clouds

The smoke produced when you smoke any strain of marijuana that is of a purple color.

Steve: hey Julio, I hot some grand daddy purple. wanna smoke it with me?
Julio: hells yeah man, Imma blow some purple clouds with this shit.

by Fascinated Spirit May 9, 2013

Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014

Bang cloud

When it's inevitable that you're going to have sex with someone. When there's a bang cloud hanging over you.

It was always going to happen. There's been a bang cloud hanging over us for ages.

by Ang8300 December 11, 2016

Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.

"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"

by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

Cloud Trap

A type of rap/trap music that gives off a particularly "Cloudy" feeling, either if its a wavey or vibey feeling that gives you almost a psychedelic effect making you feel high or out of this world, the kind of music to smoke to. Its a unique type of music that has a strong acquired taste. The music is usually never lyrical and only focuses on the sound of it rather than the lyrical content which is usually absurdity.

The sound is credible most from artists like:

SPACEGHOSTPURRP (Vampire Money)
Yung Lean
XXXTENTACION'S Early Work
Ski Mask The Slump God
$ir Cartier (Playboi Carti)
RA STATiiC
Lil Yatchy ( Lil Boat)
Black Kray
A$AP Rocky
nobodysVodkaa
DiamondsOnMyDick
Vamp Leek
and Several Others

Marcus: Aye man you pumping that Cloud Trap? *hits blunt*

Kaiden: Yea man its so wavey *takes shroom*

by v-kuh January 15, 2021

Cloud Cover

A layer of shade/protective shadow that is provided by the L.O.A.D. STARR in the video game; Tornado Outbreak. Without the Cloud Cover, Zephyr, Nimbus, and the Wind Warriors won't be able to survive due to the sun's UV rays.

The more Fire Flyers you obtain, the more time you will have in the Cloud Cover.

by Zephyr321 October 28, 2018