Buttercup

When a man ejaculates into a flower and then places it just under the chin of himself or another.

Buttercupped, Buttercupping

Jamal buttercupped Freddy when he was passed out on the couch.

I walked in on Jacob buttercupping himself.

by N8erTots May 25, 2010

baltimore butterfinger

When one takes a piece of shit and rolls it in sprinkles and nuts. Then one sticks one end in his/her mouth while another person puts the other end in their mouth. Then they both "Lady and the Tramp it" by eating both ends until their lips meet and they makeout.

Dude, I totally Baltimore Butterfingered my girlfriend last night.

by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

The Reese's peanut buttercup method

The Reese's peanut buttercup is the act of trying to go to third base while your parents are home. In order to do this, you must reach into the girls pants and try to finger her while she lies on top of you with both your clothes are still on. This follows after hooking up and boys desire to go farther. The results may vary but it still contains enormous amounts of awkwardness. However, this method can be very useful because you can brag to your friends about going to third when, in fact, u haven't gone past 2nd.

Girl: wanna hook up?
Guy: nah lets go to 3rd this time.
Girl: No!
Guy: fine how about The Reese's Peanut Buttercup method?
Girl: Perfect

by The Red Pillow May 13, 2012

buttercup swamp

a yellow tinged, heavily infected, swollen pit of a fanny. Usally caused by one of many sti's .

oh my fanny is reaking, it must be caused by that gang of tramps i let gang fuck me in that alley the other day.
you fanny is a buttercup swamp

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

by Anarchist October 22, 2003