Blitzkriegz

To evacuate from every orifice onto ones lover.
This includes vomiting, peeing and defecation.

Last night my girlfriend let me Blitzkriegz on her chest

by Alaric Beaz October 13, 2008

blitzer

another name for a blunt

yo i cant wait to get home and smoke me a nice blitzer

by Guiseppe10 June 22, 2010

Blitzcrank

League's most Badass Champion!
He just grabbs your nice Booty and rapes you after.
Have fun!

Fist me daddy Blitzcrank!

by SwipeeZ February 23, 2018

blitziin

Literally the most alpha of males, usually above 6'2. If he (or she) plays games, they are likely to have some of the best aim.

God that dude is nuts, he must be blitziin

by blitziin March 15, 2019

clam blitz

A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night

Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!

by Jl3legend February 27, 2018

BlitzBurger

One who is Horribly Skilled at All Video Games

damn blitzburger sucks

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

NFL Blitz

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.

On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET

by JCF May 25, 2006