Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

Bitchered

Having turned into a bitch by spending too much time around bitches.

Remember that kind girl from kindergarten? She got bitchered by all the shitty girls she ate one too many lunches with.

by SirLordMrDrProfFrankCastle May 31, 2018

bachelder

of the utmost perfection

Sean is so bachelder! I wish I was more like Sean!

by Sean Bachelder October 19, 2006

bitchectomy

The removing of the bad attitude from a person who regularly complains.

wife to husband: Am I just a total bitch?
husband: No, you're just honest and forthright.
wife: My friend had a hysterectomy to remove her ovaries and such, maybe I could use a bitchectomy to make me nicer?

by LibWannabe January 25, 2010

Bachelorette frog

Meme in Advice dog form, consisting of an exotic frog with a pink purple background.

The frog is apparently a girl, and states and girl situation/scenario that points out how illogical girls are.

ACT LIKE A WHORE

*bachelorette frog*

THEN GET PISSED AT BEING TREATED LIKE A WHORE

by 2010ends April 9, 2010

got bitched

A person who missed out, was late to arive or to recive something.

Yo you "got bitched" that kid beat you to that loot.

by da menace November 11, 2006

Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

by tehsheriff May 25, 2009