reach around the park bench 

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy

While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

reach around the park bench by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022

Deep bench

Lame, uncool, last choice.

“I heard Kelly was a total loser” - “yeah she’s deep bench”. “Do you want to see that movie tonight?” -“No way, it’s totally deep bench”.

Deep bench by Jalenadro August 26, 2021

uzbek park bench

The act of hiding under a bench with a pair of kitchen shears, and when your desired victims comes up, cut open their pants and eat them out, or hold them down and give 'em a good pounding

Dude, I performed the most perfect and delicious Uzbek park bench today. But, I think I need to see a toxicologist now.

uzbek park bench by Cullen urban dictionary club April 20, 2018

park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.

My dog's a freakin park bench.

park bench by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Slug Bench 

A flat surface at about seat height, that despite being very uncomfortable is used as a bench by students. Usually whist eating.

Person 1: "Are you on a break?"
Person 2: "Yeah, slug bench?"
Person 1: "YEAH!"

Slug Bench by Finn McCooleo September 25, 2009

bed bench 

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

bed bench by lamb777 December 11, 2010

Spouse Bench 

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives

Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something

Spouse Bench by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015