Barnum and Bailey ass

Derived from circus-animally, it is a term used to describe an out-of-hand situation that tends to result in a giant cluster fuck

Let me talk to your manager, I've had about enough of this Barnum and Bailey ass service!

by phinny January 17, 2006

Scott Bailey

A male born with a abnormaly small penis, who is adicted to sex and cheating on his girlfriend.

girl; did you see that, he just pulled a Scott Bailey

by sexgod100000000000003 July 13, 2011

The Bailey

When someone takes a long time to get ready.

Joseph: "Why are you late?"

Kendal: "Oh you know, just doing The Bailey."

by Djrussbuss April 22, 2011

baileys

a really good alcoholic beverage.... particulary good in coffee. best if used in europe.

URGH! I'm tired...i need a mocha with some baileys, bitch.

by Kim L'Amour July 26, 2006

bailey

A beautiful girl that goes to my school with a NICE rack, beautiful green eyes, track star legs and a nice ass. Overall perfect body she is also the funniest, realest most intelligent girl you will ever meet. Has a boyfriend so no one ever tries anything but any guy would kill for a chance with her. Some girls hate her probably because they are jealous and annoying but overall everybody loves her. Definitely wifey material

Friend: Dude, did you see Bailey Bowers today?

Me: Ya man, she always looks so hot.

by leggomyeggo34 July 17, 2011

Bailey

1) A popular cigarette company

2) A very skinny, flirtatious girl

1) She was smoking a Bailey

2) Wow--She's definately a bailey...

by Messed Up Marionette September 5, 2006

Bailey Hall

Bailey Hall is basically the best dorm you could possibly live in. Sure, it's in Saint Paul, and you're greeted with a peculiar smell each morning from the livestock on campus, but over here, we just say it's No Big Deal! Most of the students that live in Bailey are CFANS or CDES, but there are the strange kids that for some reason didn't put in their housing soon enough so they were put here. It's no big deal though, we all get along. Sort of. East Wing is way better than North Wing, it's just a fact of life. And everyone wishes they could be on the Ground Floor. Yeah, it's mostly farm kids, but you'll adjust to their abnormal ways.

Douchebag from CSOM-Man, I wish I could live in Bailey Hall.

Farm Kid of CFANS- Ain't no way, ain't no how. Bailey Hall is douchebag free.

by NoBigDealer December 4, 2009