asspanic

Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.

Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.

by Somnambulator September 13, 2007

asawannalikem

Phonetically means "I also want to lick them" Meaning damn that she has some enticing goods.

Boof: "Did you see the tits on that girl."
Mike: "Yeah, asawannalikem."

by Gatorade15 April 11, 2008

Assanitting

when something is uberly beating something else

dood, guitar hero is SO assanitting rock band atm.

by ubercorpreal May 31, 2009

Assanitis

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!

by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011

Assanging

(v). To excrete (perspiration, moisture, etc.) through the pores of the skin following an evening of extreme partying.

"This sweat is assanging down my back."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assman

The newest superhero in the crimefighting world who fights with the power of ass along with the assistance of his Sidekick Bootygirl.

Da nanananananana Da nanananananana Assman!

by Assman_ February 2, 2014

Assange

Assange (-v.)
When someone changes the password on the WiFi router and won't tell you the new one.

:My neighbour has changed the WiFi password again, I've been Assanged.

by Mr Hoppy October 19, 2016