Bitcher Asser

Bitcher Asser, Basicly a Bitched up Asshole.

Man, hes a Bitcher asser!

by DrDelicous March 17, 2009

carbon assprint

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a tur or dookie.

I totally left a carbon assprint after that taco last night.

by judgefuj May 31, 2009

asspeg

A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.

I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.

by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006

Asperagus Syndrome

A condition wherein everything you do smells like asperagus pee and you don't uynderstand why it's funny.

Hahaha Dude You stink like slimy green vegatable pee! Get it????....... C'mon whats up with you dude? You got Asperagus Syndrome or somthin'?

by Websters Merriam August 17, 2011

Assberry

A berry that has the distinct shape of the human buttocks.

look, i found an assberry in this box of strawberries!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

Aspergers

A type of Autism that is almost unnoticeable

I did not know i had Aspergers until i got diagnosed a week ago

by Mogg1001 August 16, 2018