abstract algebra

algebra on crack and shrooms

when i was in abstract algebra, i told my classmate "yo momma's so fat, she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself"

by wildcat08 June 30, 2006

Absure

Someone that is gay

You’re so Absure. **roll eyes**

by gaaaaaaaaaanyu March 2, 2019

Absar

A handsome guy with a banging personality makes everyone smile he’s so badass and fearless!

Oh my god Absar is so Badass

by Thoughtso November 30, 2018

absnasm

"horrible"

Also an antonym of "orgasm". Origination unkwown.

I hate vegetables. They're absnasm.

The date didn't go well at all. It couldn't have been any worse. It was absnasm.

by chickpeasoup May 4, 2007

absolute unit

Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

by Jak_22 January 4, 2018

The Absolute Peach

A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".

Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!

(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...

by saverpernerper April 30, 2010

absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

by Batman November 9, 2001