When you go over to a friends house and you see one of your buddies family members fully nude in a dim lit room.
Dude, I went over to Chad’s house, and his brother was completely naked!
“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed
“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed
by Diynfl March 2, 2022

by alexander the worst February 15, 2014

by Baron Von Wellington May 28, 2018

Dr Bright's weapon of choice
by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!
After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!
by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

by joey.doesnt.share.food November 15, 2022

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.
by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009
