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We never dated and we never will. That’s all facts, no opinions.

by jaxis_not.available August 16, 2019

Zombie Fact

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.

“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”

by TheShickle November 06, 2021

AZ FACT

A "fact" made by someone from Arizona. The maker of the fact as well as any other zonies within earshot cannot be dissuaded from their belief no matter how much proof to the contrary is provided. The person delivering the so called "fact" is usually a standard issue "bro" or "chick" with a generic name like "Christopher" or "Jessica". Often made when discussing sports, fringe politics, or, strangely, Canadians. 93% of the time the word "dude" precedes an AZ FACT. When a Zonie declares and AZ FACT all other Zinoes within earshot chime in and agree regardless of their knowledge of said fact.

Zonie 1: "DUDE, did you know that no Canadians are over like 6 feet? Yea it's the weather. It never gets above 65 degrees cuz it's so far up that way (points to what he things is north)"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"

by Quasi-Legitimate Canadian January 15, 2022

Jack Fact

A fact said with conviction that has no truth to it.

"Royal's has 3 franchises in WA" said Jack. Jack fact....

by Dawks Hawks May 05, 2018

Steve Fact

Repeating something obscure found on the internet, as if it was true.

The earth is flat, is a Steve Fact.

by SnazzySteve September 12, 2019

T-Fact

A T-Fact is a stat or scenario that is horribly over exaggerated. It may potentially just be completely false.

Bro did you hear that story he told?
Yeah, it’s a major T-Fact tho. No WAY that actually happened.

by E-Turrrrr March 20, 2021

Fat facts

A fact is a something proven to be true. A fat fact is when someone says something you can relate to and is just an obviously true. Since it’s so relatable it makes it a FAT FACT. It may also be pronounced as Fat Fax

Billy: Spring Break is going to be Lit!
John: FAT FACTS!

by Nic0727 December 10, 2017